my secret health issue

so. this all started one morning. when i chose to ignore the expiry date of my egg.
thinkin it's edible. but that night. when i boiled the 2nd egg. note i put the first one in my maggi mee. then i noticed the 2nd egg didnt sink. and stayed afloat.
i got worried. i googled up floatin eggs. floating eggs = rotten eggs.
then i googled up what happens if you eat rotten eggs. and mostly it's like vomiting diorhhea. things of that sort. then suddenly got one person say. its bad
it gives you....

SALMONELLA!

aaaaahhhh

i got damn scared and started searchin salmonella up.
after a long search. most cases isn't life threatening. its basically. food poisioning. just a fancy name. they know how to scare you abit with that long terms.

but anyway just to be take a precaution i wanted to go see the clinic on campus. but. it's closed on saturdays. sundays. and public holidays for that matter. so is every other clinic. then i was. hmm. ok la. go pharmacy on the way to grocery shopping.
and guess what.
CLOSED.

whaaaaaaaaaaat la. whats with this country (Australia), it happens to seem like bacteria, virus, all other infections or health related issues take a break on saturday, sunday and public holidays. how convenient that no one will get sick during those days. and probably people already sick won't be sick for those 2 short weekend days and automatically fall sick back on monday.

note. hint of sarcasm.

oh. also. i slammed my thumb into a cupboard. so i got a bleeding thumb.